A Very Strange Trip

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Luckily I Was Allowed To Get Dressed When I Left The House.

I Am Made To Greet Each Guest With A Limp-Wristed Handshake

Only Carla

She Is Pretty Strange, The Way She Dresses, That Punky Hair, God Knows What She Gets Up To.

Jack The Damned

Since I Am On A Strict 500 Calorie A Day Diet With Extensive Exercise And No Alcohol, I Have The Shape Of A Petite Little Woman, And My Wife Has Paid For Breast Implants And Facial Surgery To Make Me More Acceptable.

Duck Shall Not Have The Audacity To Request Release Himself. Duck Shall Not Gripe Or Complain About The Duration Of His Confinement, The Length Of Which Will Be Solely Determined By Mistress.

He Might Be Able To Earn A Meal Of Slop If He Does Dangerous Work (For Instance: Crash Test Dummy) Thunderskins

To Compensate, While The Average Lifespan Of A Male Will Be About 70 Years, Medical Advancements Will Make The Average Lifespan Of A Woman To Be About 750 Years.

When Thanksgiving Approaches, I'm Usually In My Third Week Without Release.

Thunderskins London Dungeon

The Grad Student Turned Her Eyes Toward The Closet Where She Had Made Him Hide Thunderskins

Drugs, Alan, I Don't Believe It But Somebody Saw Her Shooting Up In The Restroom

Only Tease

Tennis Has Always Been My Life Since I Was A Small Boy In Mexico City. My Father Was The Head Gardener At An Estate Owned By A Very Important Man And He Used To Take Me With Him So I Could Hit The Balls On The Court.

Wild Spectrum

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