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The Virgin Mary : A Very Short Introduction

The Virgin Mary : A Very Short Introduction

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Track Listing

Apologies

Spanish Inquisition

World Forum

Gumby Theatre/Contradiction

The Architect/Spanish Inquisition Continues

The Piranha Brothers

Death Of Mary, Queen Of Scots

Penguin On The TV

Comfy Chair/Sound Quiz

Be A Great Actor/Theatre Critic

Royal Festival Hall Concert

Spam

The Judges/Stake Your Claim

Still No Sign Of Land (Lifeboat)/Undertaker

Embarrassment/A Book At Bedtime

Dennis Moore

Money Programme/Money Song

Dennis Moore Continues

Australian Table Wines/Dennis Moore Song

Argument Clinic

How-To-Do-It Lessons

Putting Budgies Down/Dennis Dum

Fish License/Eric The Half-A-Bee

Radio Quiz Game

Travel Agency

A Massage/Silly Noises Quiz

Miss Anne Elk

We Love The Yangtse/Yangtse Song

A Minute Passed

Eclipse Of The Sun

Alistair Cooke

Wonderful World Of Sounds

A Fairy Tale

Q&A/Salvation Fuzz

Elephantoplasty

Novel Writing

Word Association

Bruces/Philosophers Song

The Adventures Of Ralph Mellish

Cheese Shop

Wasp Club/Tiger Talk

Great Actors

The Background To History

First World War Noises

Boxing Tonight (Fight Of The Century)

Minister For Overseas Development

Oscar Wilde And Friends

Buying A Cat

Phone-In

Introduction/Llamas

Gumby Flower Arranging

Secret Service

Wrestling

Communist Quiz

Idiot Song

Albatross/The Colonel

Nudge, Nudge/Cocktail Bar

Travel Agent

Spot The Brain Cell

Bruces/Philosophers Song

Argument

I've Got Two Legs

Four Yorkshiremen

Election Special

Lumberjack Song/Liberty Bell Intro

Dead Parrot/Liberty Bell Finale

Introduction To The Executive Album Edition

Tour Of The Classic Silbury Hill Theatre

Live Broadcast From London: Premiere Of The Film

Narration From The Silbury Hill Gentlemen's Room/You're Using Coconuts

Bring Out Your Dead

King Arthur And The Old Woman: A Lesson In Anarcho-Syndicated Commune Living

A Witch?

A Lesson In Logic

Camelot

The Quest For The Holy Grail

Live From The Parking Lot At The Silbury Hill Theatre

The Castle Of Louis De Lombard: A Strange Person

Bomb Scare

Executive Album Edition Announcement

Another Executive Album Edition Announcement

The Story Of The Film So Far

The Tale Of Sir Robin

The Knights Who Say Ni!

Interview With Filmmaker Carl French

The Tale Of Sir Lancelot: At Swamp Castle

Tim, The Enchanter/A Shakespearean Critique

A Foul-Tempered Rabbit

Executive Album Edition Addendum

The Castle Aaargh/The End

Sit On My Face

Announcement

Henry Kissinger

String

Never Be Rude To An Arab

I Like Chinese

Bishop

Medical Love Song

Farewell To John Denver

Finland

I'm So Worried!

I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On The Radio

Martyrdom Of St. Victor

Here Comes Another One

Bookshop

Do What John?

Rock Notes

Muddy Knees

Crocodile

Decomposing Composers

Bells

Traffic Lights

All Things Dull And Ugly

A Scottish Farewell

Introduction

Brian Song

Three Wise Men

Brian Song (Continued)

Sermon On The Mount (Big Nose)

Harry The Haggler

Stoning

Ex-Leper

You Mean You Were Raped? (Nortius Maximus)

Link

In The Amphitheatre (Loretta)

Short Link

Romans Go Home

Missing Link

Revolutionary Meeting

Very Good Link/Ben

Audience With Pilate

Meanwhile

The Prophets

Beard Salesman

Lobster Link

Brian's Prophecy

Lobster Link II

The Hermit (Simon The Holy Man)

He's Not The Messiah

Sex Link

He's A Very Naughty Boy

Lighter Link

Pilate Sentences Brian

Nisus Wettus

Pilate With The Crowd (Welease Woger)

Nisus Wettus With The Jailers

Release Brian

Not So Bad Once You're Up

Reg Salutes Brian

Cheeky Is Released

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life

Closing

Introduction

Fish Introduction

The Meaning Of Life Song

Birth

Birth Link/Frying Eggs

Catholics/Every Sperm Is Sacred

Protestant Couple

Adventures Of Martin Luther

Sex Education

Trench Warfare

The Great Tea Of 1914-18

Fish Link

Terry Gilliam's Intro

Accountancy Shanty

Zulu Wars

Link

The Dungeon Restaurant

Link/Live Organ Transplants

The Galaxy Song

The Not Noel Coward (Penis) Song

Mr. Creosote

The Grim Reaper

Christmas In Heaven

Dedication (To Fish)

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