Description
Delight in the charming tale of Baby Owl, who embarks on a humorous journey of self-discovery and independence. Written by Jonathan Allen, this delightful story captures the heartwarming and relatable theme of wanting to define oneself beyond appearances. With engaging illustrations and playful dialogue, young readers will enjoy Baby Owl's encounters with various forest friends who insist on calling him "cute," while he fervently disagrees. This enchanting narrative is perfect for bedtime reading, sparking laughter and conversation about self-identity and confidence. A must-have addition to any child's collection, this book offers a delightful blend of humor and warmth.
Track Listing
Pieces Of Dying Children
Don't Push On My Bruise
Cut Her Throat And Take A Bow
I Have Daddy's Lungs In Me
Kangaroo Guts For Cute Little Boys
My Personal Play / Graveyard
Please Don't Die Yet...
Uh Oh, Her Eyeball Fell Out
Soothing Screams From My Basement
Cocks Sewn Around My Thighs
So Many Corpses To Choose From
Kick It Up A Notch
Gather Up The Toenails
Mortuary Take Away
Chained, Stabbed And Loved
You're Bleeding Too Slowly
Stop Picking Your Scab
Pleasure From Piss
Everglade
Gets Me Through
United Forces
In My Darkest Hour
Among The Living
Seemingly Endless Time
Sweet Leaf
Waking The Dead
Jizzlobber (With Zombies)
Dragonflies In Winter
Details
- Product Type: BOOK
- Barcode: 9781905417889
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Delivery Information: We aim to deliver your order as quickly and efficiently as possible. All UK orders are dispatched using Royal Mail 48 Tracked service and the standard delivery times are 2-3 business days. Please note that delivery times for overseas orders will vary depending on your location and the shipping option you choose during checkout.
Shipping Costs: We offer free delivery on all UK orders and free worldwide delivery on orders over £15.
Tracking Your Order: All UK orders are tracked. Once your order is dispatched, you will receive a tracking number via email. You can use this tracking number to monitor the progress of your delivery on the Royal Mail Track and Trace website.
Returns and Exchanges: We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. If for any reason you are not happy with your order, you may return it within 28 days of the item being dispatched for a refund or exchange. Please note the following guidelines:
- Items must be returned in their original condition and packaging – items that have been opened or had shrink wrap removed are not eligible for return or refund.
- Make sure to include your order number in the returned package.
How to Initiate a Return: To initiate a return or exchange, please contact our customer service team. The team is available to assist you with any questions or concerns you may have about the process.
Refund Processing: Refunds will be processed as soon as we receive your item back into our warehouse. Replacements are subject to availability and if a replacement is not available, a refund will be issued.
If you have any further questions or need assistance, please don't hesitate to contact our customer service team or check out our FAQ’s. We're here to help ensure your shopping experience is enjoyable and hassle-free. Thank you for choosing Chalkys!