Not Now, Bernard

Please Note Not All Our New Items Are Shrink Wrapped.All items shipped within 3 working days of payment.'Not Now, Bernard' is a classic children's picture book by David McKee, celebrated for its timeless exploration of parental inattentiveness and childhood imagination. This captivating tale follows young Bernard, who struggles to get his parents' attention as a monster lurks nearby. McKee's distinctive illustrations and wry humour underscore the themes of communication and neglect, making it a poignant read for both children and adults. First published in 1980, this enduring story continues to resonate, offering a blend of whimsy and reflection that has cemented its place in the landscape of children's literature.

Club Tropicana

Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)

Is There Something I Should Know?

Karma Chameleon

True

Let's Stay Together (Single Version)

Tonight I Celebrate My Love

Blue Monday

Temptation (Edit)

(Keep Feeling) Fascination

New Song

Pale Shelter (2nd Single Version)

Hold Me Now

Every Breath You Take

Africa

Mama (Edit)

Total Eclipse Of The Heart

Drop The Pilot (Album Version)

Down Under

Moonlight Shadow

New Year's Day (Edit)

Waterfront (Single Edit)

This Is Not A Love Song

Dear Prudence

The Lovecats

The Safety Dance

Calling Your Name

Too Shy

All Night Long (All Night) (Single Version)

Never Too Much

She Works Hard For The Money (Edited Single Version)

Gloria

I.O.U. (7" Version)

(Hey You) The Rock Steady Crew (1983 Recording)

Double Dutch (Edit)

I'm Still Standing

Uptown Girl

Red Red Wine (Edit)

Steppin' Out

European Female

Long Hot Summer (Single Edit)

Whistle Down The Wind

Love Of The Common People

• Product Type: BOOK
• Barcode: 9781783449736

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