What's for Dinner, Mr Gum?

Please Note Not All Our New Items Are Shrink Wrapped.All items shipped within 3 working days of payment.'What's for Dinner, Mr Gum?' is a hilarious children's book written by Andy Stanton, known for his quirky storytelling and witty humour. Set in the eccentric town of Lamonic Bibber, the story follows the misadventures of the grumpy Mr Gum and his peculiar neighbours. Filled with absurd characters and absurd situations, this book is a delightful blend of comedy and adventure that will entertain readers of all ages. Join Mr Gum on his wild escapades as he navigates through the chaos of Lamonic Bibber, where nothing is ever quite what it seems.

My Old Man's A Dustman

Right, Said Fred

My Boomerang Won't Come Back

Speedy Gonzales

Beep Beep

Donald Where's Your Trousers

Mr Custer

What A Mouth

Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini

Monster Mash

Come Outside

Funny All Over

The Sewers Of The Strand

Western Movies

Transistor Radio

My Brother

The Ying Tong Song

Hoots Mon

Delaware

Charlie Brown

Fings Ain't Wot They Used To Be

Three Coins In The Sewer

The Army Game

Ragtime Cowboy Joe

More Money For You And Me

Alley Oop

Hole In The Ground

A Pub With No Beer

Me And My Shadow

Gather In The Mushrooms

Kookie Kookie (Lend Me Your Comb)

Baby Sittin' Boogie

Green Door

Witch Doctor

Dinner With Drac

(How Much Is) That Doggie In The Window?

Don't Jump Off The Roof, Dad

Don't Bring Lulu

Ape Call

Any Old Iron

My Baby's Crazy 'Bout Elvis

Where Will The Dimple Be

Cocktails For Two

Hello My Darlings

The Great Pretender

With My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock

The Purple People Eater Meets The Witch Doctor

You're A Pink Toothbrush

That Noise

Close The Door

In The Middle Of The House

Seven Little Girls

Heartbreak Hotel

Will I What?

Goodness Gracious Me

The Mole In The Hole

Pop Goes The Weasel

Yogi

Ahab The Arab

Mad Passionate Love

Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour (On The Bedpost Overnight)?

You're Driving Me Crazy

Bloodnock's Rock 'n' Roll Call

The Mummy

Gun-Totin' Critter Called Jack

Jellied Eels

Rubber Biscuit

Striped Purple Shirt

When I'm Cleaning Windows

Big Mouth Bill

Skin Tight, Pin Striped, Purple Pedal Pushers

Lop Sided Over Loaded

Pink Shoelaces

I've Been Everywhere

The Flying Saucer (Parts 1 & 2)

• Product Type: BOOK
• Barcode: 9781405293747

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